{"id":23,"date":"2005-10-20T17:25:58","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T15:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barzi.net\/index.php\/?p=23"},"modified":"2005-10-20T17:27:52","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T15:27:52","slug":"liberte-egalite-et-pastis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Libert\u00c3\u00a9, \u00c3\u00a9galit\u00c3\u00a9 et pastis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.barzi.net\/img\/republique.gif\"  align=\"left\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" alt=\"barzi\" \/>\u00c3\u2021a y est! J&#8217;ai r\u00c3\u00a9ussi! Notre mariage a \u00c3\u00a9t\u00c3\u00a9 enregistr\u00c3\u00a9 au Consulat de France de Gen\u00c3\u00a8ve! J&#8217;ai surv\u00c3\u00a9cu au renvois de bureau en bureau, d&#8217;un \u00c3\u00a9tage \u00c3\u00a0 l&#8217;autre, au files d&#8217;attentes de plusieurs heures pour se faire r\u00c3\u00a9torquer que les photos ne sont pas conformes, car les yeux ne regardent pas l&#8217;objectif. J&#8217;ai fait la d\u00c3\u00a9couverte de la bureaucratie fran\u00c3\u00a7aise dans ce qu&#8217;elle a de plus st\u00c3\u00a9r\u00c3\u00a9otyp\u00c3\u00a9 (en fait, ce ne sont pas des st\u00c3\u00a9r\u00c3\u00a9otypes, mais la r\u00c3\u00a9alit\u00c3\u00a9).<br \/>\nDans 3 ans, je suis Fran\u00c3\u00a7ais! \ud83d\ude42 Passeport europ\u00c3\u00a9en \u00c3\u00a0 la cl\u00c3\u00a9. Fini la s\u00c3\u00a9gr\u00c3\u00a9gation dont nous-autres suisses sommes victimes aux douanes europ\u00c3\u00a9ennes, finie cette &#8220;honte rouge&#8221;, ce passeport p\u00c3\u00a9tant, limite &#8220;cheap&#8221;, au milieux des piles de passeports aux couleurs sombres, chassieuses et distingu\u00c3\u00a9es! Plus besoin de se retenir d&#8217;aller demander l&#8217;asile politique de l&#8217;autre c\u00c3\u00b4t\u00c3\u00a9 de la fronti\u00c3\u00a8re \u00c3\u00a0 chaque votation f\u00c3\u00a9d\u00c3\u00a9rale sur le th\u00c3\u00a8me <em>La barque est pleine<\/em>. Ma vie a d\u00c3\u00a9j\u00c3\u00a0 pris un go\u00c3\u00bbt de pastis et de petit muscat, avant de virer au gr\u00c3\u00a9 de l&#8217;humeur \u00c3\u00a0 la Paar Schnitzel, \u00c3\u00a0 la bi\u00c3\u00a8re d&#8217;abbaye belge, \u00c3\u00a0 la paella ou \u00c3\u00a0 l&#8217;ouzo! Ah, le bonheur d&#8217;\u00c3\u00aatre dans l&#8217;Europe, et plus seulement au coeur de l&#8217;Europe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c3\u2021a y est! J&#8217;ai r\u00c3\u00a9ussi! Notre mariage a \u00c3\u00a9t\u00c3\u00a9 enregistr\u00c3\u00a9 au Consulat de France de Gen\u00c3\u00a8ve! J&#8217;ai surv\u00c3\u00a9cu au renvois de bureau en bureau, d&#8217;un \u00c3\u00a9tage \u00c3\u00a0 l&#8217;autre, au files d&#8217;attentes de plusieurs heures pour se faire r\u00c3\u00a9torquer que les photos ne sont pas conformes, car les yeux ne regardent pas l&#8217;objectif. J&#8217;ai fait la&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/?p=23\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Libert\u00c3\u00a9, \u00c3\u00a9galit\u00c3\u00a9 et pastis<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barzi","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}