{"id":315,"date":"2008-02-01T18:08:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T17:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barzi.net\/index.php\/?p=315"},"modified":"2008-02-06T23:32:36","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T22:32:36","slug":"carme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/?p=315","title":{"rendered":"Car&#234;me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.barzi.net\/img\/barzi2.jpg\" height=\"80\" width=\"80\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" alt=\"barzi\" \/>Quatre jours sans pouvoir poster un message, et tout ce que j&#8217;ai &#224; dire c&#8217;est que je reviens des courses&#8230; courses o&#249; je suis tomb&#233; nez-&#224;&#8230; enfin, &#231;a n&#8217;avait pas de nez, avec un gratte-langue. Oui. Un gratte-langue. Rayon dentifrice. J&#8217;ose m&#234;me pas imaginer ce qu&#8217;on doit trouver au rayon pr&#233;servatifs.<br \/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quatre jours sans pouvoir poster un message, et tout ce que j&#8217;ai &#224; dire c&#8217;est que je reviens des courses&#8230; courses o&#249; je suis tomb&#233; nez-&#224;&#8230; enfin, &#231;a n&#8217;avait pas de nez, avec un gratte-langue. Oui. Un gratte-langue. Rayon dentifrice. J&#8217;ose m&#234;me pas imaginer ce qu&#8217;on doit trouver au rayon pr&#233;servatifs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barzi","category-la-vie-edifiante-de","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}