{"id":328,"date":"2008-03-06T20:58:20","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T19:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barzi.net\/index.php\/?p=328"},"modified":"2008-03-20T22:42:10","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T21:42:10","slug":"le-prof-est-malade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/?p=328","title":{"rendered":"Le prof est malade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.barzi.net\/img\/barzi3.jpg\" height=\"80\" width=\"80\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" alt=\"barzi\" \/>Je connais des &#233;l&#232;ves qui ont du &#234;tre content, aujourd&#8217;hui. Leur test de math est repouss&#233; &#224; la semaine prochaine. Et oui: contrairement &#224; ce qu&#8217;<a href=\"http:\/\/lataiedoreiller.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/chwi-et-le-mytosil.html\">affirme Angel<\/a>, un prof &#231;a ne tombe pas seulement malade qu&#8217;en vacances. Je suis malade. Et pas qu&#8217;un peu. J&#8217;ai chop&#233; une gastro, genre tourista indienne, sans les plaisirs de l&#8217;Inde, avec des douleurs intestinales, genre contractions durant un accouchement de tripl&#233;s.<\/p>\n<p>Ceci mis &#224; part, je viens de faire mes premiers jours d&#8217;arr&#234;t maladie depuis des ann&#233;es. &#199;a ne devrait pas durer, parce que j&#8217;ai trouv&#233; un m&#233;dicament efficace, mais qui me fait pioncer toute la journ&#233;e et qui me grille les papilles gustatives. Apr&#232;s, tout ce qu&#8217;on avale &#224; un go&#251;t de dentifrice. Eurk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je connais des &#233;l&#232;ves qui ont du &#234;tre content, aujourd&#8217;hui. Leur test de math est repouss&#233; &#224; la semaine prochaine. Et oui: contrairement &#224; ce qu&#8217;affirme Angel, un prof &#231;a ne tombe pas seulement malade qu&#8217;en vacances. Je suis malade. Et pas qu&#8217;un peu. J&#8217;ai chop&#233; une gastro, genre tourista indienne, sans les plaisirs de&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/?p=328\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le prof est malade<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barzi","category-la-vie-edifiante-de","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}