{"id":42,"date":"2005-12-21T22:34:03","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T20:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barzi.net\/index.php\/?p=42"},"modified":"2005-12-21T22:38:48","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T20:38:48","slug":"nom-de-zeus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Nom de Zeus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis en train de remplir la paperasse pour obtenir un visa pour la Russie. Voici le formulaire fourni par l&#8217;ambassade de Russie en Suisse, que je dois remplir:<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\"><a href=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/visa.gif\" onclick=\"window.open('\/wordpress\/wp-content\/visa.gif','popup','width=700,height=995,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/visa-tm.jpg\" height=\"710\" width=\"500\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Visa\" title=\"Visa\" longdesc=\"Visa russe\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Il n&#8217;y a rien qui vous choque? Vraiment rien? Et ceci:<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/visa2.gif\" height=\"220\" width=\"500\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Visa2\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Toujours pas? Alors regardez:<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\">\n<a href=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/visa3.gif\" onclick=\"window.open('\/wordpress\/wp-content\/visa3.gif','popup','width=500,height=220,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/visa3-tm.jpg\" height=\"181\" width=\"411\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Visa3\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>CCCP &#8211; URSS! Je viens de faire un bon de 15 ans dans le pass\u00c3\u00a9! Rien n&#8217;a chang\u00c3\u00a9 depuis l&#8217;\u00c3\u00a9poque de l&#8217;URSS pour aller en Russie! Ou alors rien n&#8217;a chang\u00c3\u00a9 \u00c3\u00a0 l&#8217;Ambassade russe de Suisse depuis 15 ans! Y trouve-t-on encore des agents du KGB? En tous cas, ils ne doivent pas porter les touristes dans leur coeur, dans ce pays. Et voici Barzi en plein roman de Tom Clancy. Et tout \u00c3\u00a7a pour un chien.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, oui. Je vais \u00c3\u00a0 Moscou chercher un chien pour Carine&#8230; et quel chien! Je vous pr\u00c3\u00a9sente <em>Helada Hill&#8217;s Ambassador<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.perlesonyx.com\/img2\/ambassador.jpg\" alt=\"ambassador\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis en train de remplir la paperasse pour obtenir un visa pour la Russie. Voici le formulaire fourni par l&#8217;ambassade de Russie en Suisse, que je dois remplir: Il n&#8217;y a rien qui vous choque? Vraiment rien? Et ceci: Toujours pas? Alors regardez: CCCP &#8211; URSS! Je viens de faire un bon de 15&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/?p=42\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nom de Zeus<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barzi","category-de-tout-de-rien","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barzi.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}